Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Seriously?
Monday, June 4, 2007
Got a secret?
Saturday, June 2, 2007
It's T-O-M-O-R-R-O-W
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Thomas the Abu Gharib Prisoner and Klansman!
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
S T A R R: Rudy G.'s MySpace Mistress?
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Support our troops, buy a frosty soda!
Curzon at Coming Anarchy concludes, "I don’t think any readers are the type of people to be suckered into buying a super-sized soft drink on the grounds that it’s doing our troops a favor, but just in case you get the urge, hear me out: using patriotism to capture your consumer dollar is a cheap gimic that does no benefit to our troops or our country. Show them you care and don’t supersize."
Monday, May 28, 2007
Hilary wears the pants
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Bush was bombed...(and other funnies)
"Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, 'It was his lucky day…everyone knows that's a sign of good luck.' " Sure, whatever. He better have washed his hands after.
Watch it happen here (wmp) or here (quicktime).
Bird Sh*ts on Bush During Press Conference [CrooksandLiars]
Found this on Wonkette.com and though it was pretty sad...
Wording, people...wording!
[Wonkette]
And now some visual stimuli...
Rosie and poor little Elizabeth battle it out over politics! Like omg!
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
What the...
While it seemed that things were cheerful and light, it was apparent that it was in reality not so. The children have been deeply affected by the war they must live in the middle of, and this was apparent in the things that they said.
"I'm going to bomb, bomb, bomb the school with everybody in it," said Omar Hussein, as he clutched a pink toy airplane.
Another girl sang, I give a knife to my father to slaughter the chicken. He gives me a machine gun and a rifle. Now, I am a soldier in the liberation army."
Most of the children have expressed their wanting to "live like before". And they deserve it. It is truly heartbreaking to see how this war has affected these children. Even though they may not know what they say, this war has bred a new hate within even younger generations as they've been stripped of their innocence by what they've heard, seen, and feel.
Iraqi kindergarten: Smiles and vows to fight [CNN.com]
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
BUSH caught on tape!
Apparently he had been casually crusing around on his ranch with Jaap de Hoop Scheffer, the NATO Secretary General. Sadly, Bush smiles for the camera with his seatbelt obviously unbuckled.
"If he was on private property, he was not breaking the law," said Tom Vinger, spokesperson for the Texas Department of Public Safety.
While legal on his own property, his non-seatbelt wearing isn't such a hot way to start off National Seatbelt Week. But apparently this isn't a new thing for him as I've found a handful of other pictures of Bush unbuckled (e.g. see picture above). Way to set an example!
Bush Drives Without Seatbelt [ABC News]
Monday, May 21, 2007
Let the children learn!
And how will this be paid for? If implemented, Clinton plans to close tax loopholes to and to do away with Bush admin programs she disagrees with.
"She said quality pre-kindergarten programs will more than pay for themselves because children will be less likely to enter special education programs, drop out of school or enter the welfare system. She also said preparing children for school also reduces behavioral problems."
This sounds like a good program, but I wonder if it will really stay voluntary. (E.g. seatbelt laws, which by no means is bad). If the benefits outweigh the costs, then I'm all for it. Hilary needs to back it with some research to show this in order to gain support, which this article fails to provide.
Clinton pushes pre-kindergarten proposal [yahoo.com]
Friday, May 18, 2007
BILL CLINTON DEAD.
"The manager of the Orange County Animal Shelter said police Tasered him. But a police spokesman said officers didn't use a Taser stun gun or tranquilizers. He said the bird injured himself as police tried to load him into a truck to take him to the shelter."
Poor poor emu. I wonder how many people actually thought the former president, Bill Clinton, had died. Goodness.
R.I.P. BILL CLINTON
It was a nice day in Carrboro, but not for the emu [News Observer]
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Because it REALLY matters
Most of the hopefuls have pets, while four do not. You know what that means! Animal lovers/pet owners: Don't vote Obama, Giuliani, Tancredo, or Dodd. Just kidding.
Among all the candidates, McCain is the most animal crazy of them all! Twenty-two to be exact. How on Earth does he keep so many pets is beyond me.
Anyway, I don't know why knowing which candidate has pets or not really matters. It's just one of those silly, random things I guess. Whats new?
Here's a list for all you curious ones out there:
DEMOCRATS
Delaware Sen. Joe Biden: A cat.
New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton: "Seamus, our Lab."
Connecticut Sen. Chris Dodd: None because of family's allergies. Would like a dog.
Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards: Golden retriever and chocolate Lab.
Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich: Pound-rescues Harry the beagle-basset, Lucie the beagle and George the cocker spaniel.
Illinois Sen. Barack Obama: None.
New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson: Cats Jake and Squeaky.
REPUBLICANS
Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback: Two dogs, two cats and a fish.
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani: None.
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee: Jet the 9-year-old black Lab, Sonic the 1 1/2-year-old Shih Tzu.
California Rep. Duncan Hunter: Two black Labs, Boo and Hunter.
Arizona Sen. John McCain: Sam the English springer spaniel, Coco the mutt, turtles Cuff and Link, Oreo the black and white cat, a ferret, three parakeets and 13 saltwater fish.
Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney: Family recently lost Marley, a Weimaraner.
Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo: No longer has a pet.
Candidates and Their Pets [WP]
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
No duh.
Also, isn't everyone being sent over there suffering from the same threat of death? What makes him so special? Oh right, he's a royal baby.
Harry is reported to have been crying ever since he found out. No really, he's "very disappointed".
"He has proved himself both at Sandhurst and in command of his troop during their training. I commend him for his determination and his undoubted talent -- and I do not say that lightly. His soldiers will miss his leadership in Iraq, although I know his commanding officer will provide a highly capable substitute troop leader."
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Kerry loves em blackberries!
On a flight to San Francisco, a friendly observer made note of Senator John Kerry's activities(while sitting comfortably next to him). Kerry had been noted reading "They March Into Sunlight: War and Peace Vietnam and America October 1967" by David Maraniss. He also was reported to have a legal journal in hand when he sat down, but didnt do any work in it and slept instead. And rightfully so, he must have been tired like anyone with a hectic schedule,
"He must have slept for over an hour and the whole time his mouth was opened wide. I didn't detect any drool."
Too funny.
Kerry also engaged himself with playing a Blackberry video game. Which one? The one with a paddle and ball, and where you have to knock down bricks with the ball, all the while the game speeds up. Yeah, I don't have a Blackberry so please excuse the game description. Apparently the Senator got really into the game too, as he was often described to have jerked around to make the right moves.
Kerry sounds fun.
Sen John Kerry : at risk for CrackBerry Thumb? [SF Metroblogging]
Monday, May 14, 2007
Omg txt me pls Hill!
To: Hill
From: Hill
To: Hill
From: Hill
To: Hill
From: Hill
Friday, May 11, 2007
Second life = real life, and recap on scary mouse caught on vid
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Soo...earlier this week I wrote about Hamas Tv and their use of a rip-off Mickey Mouse to brainwash children to takeover Islam. Well, I came across an actual video clip of the program. Here it is:
It still gives me chills.
[Wonkette.com]
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Lactation day: come one, come all!
Sounds nice and all, but I wonder how necessary this really is. I mean, how many people actually take their infants to work? Plus, aren't there lactation pumps for mothers to pump their own milk for storage?
Anyway, this event will probably be swarmed by gross, lonely men TRYING to sneak a peek. According to the Wonkette, men are supposed to leave at such times. Ha, we'll see if that works.
Congressional lactation areas [thehill.com]
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Calm yo self Obama!
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Hiel Bowles!
What will he bring to the table if elected president? American voters can expect, " free health care, lower food prices (through the elimination of the "kosher tax"), lower taxes (by cutting off aid to Israel), and the orderly deportation of all non-whites to Asia, Africa, and the Middle East. All white soldiers can expect to be recalled from overseas duty and be placed on the Southern border so they can help 'stop the invasion.'"
Spoken like a true white supermascist nazi. And what a stupid candidate. The only contributor to his campaign is himself. Is he really serious about running (obviously not) or is he running to piss people off?
Meet the Also-Rans: John Taylor Bowles [Radar Online]
Mickey Mouse endorses Islam's destruction
Hamas militants have recruited one of the world's most iconic cartoon characters to advocate their message of Islam takeover to little children. Who you ask? Well if you couldn't already tell from the picture to the left (or read the titled of this post for that matter), it's none other than Mickey Mouse! Or should I say, "Mickey Mouse" as their ripoff rendition of the character looks more like a screwed up rat, and is named "Fafour" (which means butterfly).
Fafour also has his own show, whose audience consists of little children at their most impressionable stages. Children are free to call into the show, singing anthems about Israeli's takeover.
Fafour squeaks,"We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by the murderers."
Representatives from Walt Disney Co. have not (yet) commented on this issue.
Wow, does anyone else find this really creepy and wrong?
Hamas 'Mickey Mouse' wants Islam takeover [yahoo news]
Saturday, May 5, 2007
College students are on a roll :P
A classmate whom Wargo communicated with later tattled on him to the university. Wargo was accused with, "terrorizing, communicating false information of planned arson and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia".
Caught planning an attack AND for drug possession? He's screwed, and will probably get life with the way our drug policy is.
College students are really making a terrible impression lately (i.e. Cho, Wargo, and did anyone else get that email about those sexual assaulters in their UCI inbox today?)
LSU student held in threat against Sen. Clinton [msnbc.com]
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Darn those delinquents!
Bush stated, “And if I didn’t think it was necessary for the security of the country, I wouldn’t put our kids in harm’s way.”
While many soldiers over in Iraq are kids (18 and early 20 year olds) in comparison to him, not all are. We've got mature aged captains being killed in Iraq.
As for the enemy Bush stated, “You can attack a nation several ways. One, you can get 19 kids to fly airplanes into buildings, or you can gain control of something a country needs and deny that country access to that, in this case, oil, and run the price of oil up, all attempting to inflict serious economic damage.”
Last time I checked the hijackers weren't kids? Looks like Bush needs some new goggles. wah wah.
These Kids Today [Austin American-Statesman]
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Thumbs down: Obama, usurper of myspace site
Here's the link to the site:
The creator, Joe Anthony, made the site in 2004 when Obama was elected to the Senate. The site became a central meeting place for people to learn about and discuss Obama. When the site was usurped, it had already acquired over 30,000 friends.
However trivial, or "high school" this whole stealing a MySpace site seems, it is unfair how it was taken without permission NOR compensation. I mean, the guy who created it spent two years running it, and is (or was) obviously a great supporter of Obama. This kind of move gives off the wrong impression to his supporters.
The Battle to Control Obama’s Myspace [Tech President]
Obama campaign usurps Myspace website [Daily Kos]
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Ex- governor's wife on Oprah
Monday, April 30, 2007
OBAMAMANIA: bringing politics to hollywood's vips
And what an appropriate place that was, a night club frequented by most of those (of the likes of those) in attendance.
Variety reported, "It was not the Paris Hilton crowd, but this was a decidedly younger, looser group of entertainment industry professionals -- actors, producers and managers in their late 20s and 30s -- who came to hear Obama's inspirational message. [...] "
Additionally, guests paid an entrance fee of $500 (suppsosedly a bargain for those types of events) which raised Obama a hefty $300,000. What a way to hit two birds with one stone. Obama raised some bucks and brought his message to the entertainment's influential (with a martini in hand, jusst kidding?)
Obama Campaign Takes Message To Hollywood's VIP Booths [defamer.com]
Saturday, April 28, 2007
A woman of many tongues
"I think America is ready for a multilingual president," Clinton said during a campaign stop at a charter school in Greenville.
...*cricket cricket*...
For starters, multilingual refers to the ability to speak more than one language. Secondly, accent is NOT a language. When it comes down to it, she's been fronting a fake accent to fit in with her audience. It's pretty amusing actually. And I'm sure she used that whole "multilingual" excuse to save face. What she needs to do is be real.
It's a little annoying how CNN has referred to her as a "linguistic polyglot", whatever that is. She's not a master of multi languages just because she can fake an accent!
A video for your musing:
Clinton: Speaking Southern a virture, not a vice [CNN.com]
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Barack Obama aka Barry O'Bomber is cool
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
There are no words...
This morning, President Bush participated in Malaria Awareness Day in a Rose Garden Ceremony. Apparently this also included dancing with with African Sengalese performers.
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Is this LEGAL?!
More at Shakesville
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Man awards Bush with Purple Heart
According to the Kileen Daily Herald, "[t]he medal was awarded to Thomas on Dec. 18, 1965, following injuries he sustained while serving in heavy combat with the 173rd Airborne Brigade in Vietnam."
Originally intending to have the Purple Heart forwarded to Bush, upon hearing of the news Bush was moved and wanted Thomas to present it in person.
"I feel the President deserved one," he said. "The bottom line is, I paid for these Purple Hearts with my blood."
I guess he earned the medal and is thus free to choose what he wants to do with it. But to award it to the President, who has sent so many fallen soldiers out to war just seems a little uncanny. It's a nice deed, but still a little weird to me.
Monday, April 23, 2007
Giuliani goes FRIENDS ONLY
More at Wonkette.com
Friday, April 20, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Sanjaya is going to D.C.!
Sanjaya Malakar was by far the American Idol hopeful that America loved to hate. Why? Who knows. I mean, who wouldn't love a contestant who couldn't sing half as well as everyone else on the show, who also sported the zaniest hair dos, and whom people vowed to go on hunger strikes to get him off the show?
Why he was asked to attend the White House dinner gala is even more puzzling to me. Pretty random if you ask me.
Sanjaya Coming to D.C. [The Washington Post]
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
U.S. Supreme Court Upholds Abortion Ban 5-4
The liberal justices dissented, stating that the ban goes against abortion rights, especially since the partial birth abortion occurs in the second trimester (done after the 16th week [abortionrights.com]). Roe states that abortions are permitted until the 28th week, when babies are said to be able to live outside the womb.
The majority ruled that the prohibition does not violate a woman's right to choose.
"The 5-4 decision written by Justice Anthony Kennedy said the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act that Congress passed and President Bush signed into law in 2003 does not violate a woman's constitutional right to an abortion."
Though this may have opened the door to potential controversy, and more attacks on Roe, I'm glad that this particular form of abortion has been banned. After reading up on the procedure, it appears to be a very gruesome and inhumane. The baby, very much formed at 12 weeks, is essentially poisoned with a salt concentration/solution, and a day later the mother delivers a dead baby pulling it feet first and stabbing it in the skull.
If a woman is contemplating abortion, they should do so before the baby is so developed. I personally to not believe in abortion, but if it is to be done, it should occur within a period of time where the baby is not developed enough to experience great pain such as being poisoned. In the end, I agree with the ban...and if I had it my way, abortions would not be allowed. If any changes to the decision of Roe were to be made, the period of time when abortions are permissible should be earlier in the development of the unborn fetus.
click link to watch a msnbc.com video explaining today's ruling:
http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?g=2b28a88d-29a5-4627-a25b-63569ad19fe9&f=00&fg=copy
click for full article from msnbc.com
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Gunman identified
“He was a loner, and we’re having difficulty finding information about him,” said Larry Hincker, the university’s associate vice president for community relations. [msnbc.com article]
Concern had also been described as being troubled by a director of the creative writing department. Cho had also been referred to counselling services, the results of which are unknown.
After taking some time to think about this, I believe there are two possible consequences as an outcome of this event. Firstly, the issue of gun control may go under greater scrutiny. Presidential hopefuls will need to analyze their view points more carefully at this point, because although gun violence occurs everyday, it rarely occurs in such mass proportions to raise national concern. Just as I am writing this, I have already found an article depicting world outcry and condemnation toward the United States "lax gun controls".
As one editorial expressed, “[w]hy, we ask, do Americans continue to tolerate gun laws and a culture that seems to condemn thousands of innocents to death every year, when presumably, tougher restrictions, such as those in force in European countries, could at least reduce the number?”
How much an effect the world condemnation has on our gun control policy, we shall find out.
Secondly, I feel (and cross my fingers that it does not occur) that discrimination toward those of asian descent, especially those who are immigrants to this country, may rise. We've seen it happen as part of the aftermath of 9/11. Those were of similar race or religion to those terrorists were themselves depicted as such. Many innocent people were accussed and discriminated against because of the mass and disturbing actions of few who only look similar. I sincerely hope that the same does not occur as a result of this event. It doesn't look to good based on the fact that the handful of articles I have read about the gunman depicted him as a prototype of a sterotypical Asian (very Asian name, Asian look, quiet, and to himself).
Monday, April 16, 2007
Campus Shootings At Virginia Tech
Friday, April 13, 2007
When he's not hunting birds...
On his way to Chicago to address conservatives at Heritage Foundation's annual leadership conference, Cheney's aircraft hit a bird upon landing. Cheney was not aware of the accident until after he spoke at the event.
All the while at the conference, Cheney attacked democrats especially hard for their micromanagement approach to the war in Iraq.
"In Iraq, above all, the Democrats' attempt to micromanage our commanders is an unwise and perilous endeavor," Cheney said. "It is impossible to argue that an unconditional timetable for retreat could serve the security interests of the United States or our friends in the region. Instead, it sends a message to our enemies that the calendar is their friend, that all they have to do is wait us out - wait for the date certain, and then claim victory the day after."
Sounds better to me than to continue a war that more than half the nation has no idea why we're in anymore. I think it's about time to begin that retreat.
Read more at CBS2Chicago.com
Read more at MSNBC.com